OMG this bong is too funny. It’s a knob and two balls and it’s a bong! You won’t find a funnier bong, plus you can get it in pink or brown! Aaahh too many jokes!
Bald Headed Yoghurt Slinger Bong!
The Penis Bong is a conundrum. You want to own it but you are terrified of what it might do when you’re not looking. Where do you hold it? Who shouldn’t you share it with? It doesn’t matter really because it’s too awesome. Here are some important details:
This (pink or brown) Penis Bong is so good and such a popular item that Rhino Gifts are looking into producing a Rhino Edition…ahem. In the meantime when you buy ‘Herman von Longschlongstein’ you get fast and discreet delivery and if you find it anywhere else online cheaper, Rhino Gifts will beat that price.Go Grab Your Penis Bong Now!
NB: Rhino Gifts’ products are not to be used for any illegal substances.
If your Rhino Gifts order wasn't exactly what you expected, you changed your mind or there was a problem with the item, please return it to:Rhino Gifts Returns
For the best results, follow these steps when making a return:
Once your package arrives, we will process your return as quickly as possible. In most cases, it takes about 4 business days for the Rhino Team to ship your new items or issue a refund. Keep in mind that each financial institution has their own rules and procedures that could increase the amount of time it takes for your funds to reach your account.
At Rhino Gifts, our ultimate goal is to make sure that our customers are completely satisfied with their new novelty items. Because we insist on the highest level of quality from our suppliers, Rhino Gifts has a very low return rate. If you have any issues with your order, please don't hesitate to give us the chance to correct any problems to ensure your continued customer loyalty.
The Rhino Gifts Team
At Rhino Gifts, our shipping department dispatches ever order immediately upon completion using trackable Royal Mail Delivery for only Â£5.85 per shipment. Most of the time, your new novelty items will arrive within 2 to 3 days.
Most orders go smoothly, but we will notify you by phone or email in the rare event that there is a problem with your order.
When we ship your order, we will send you an email with your tracking number. Use this number to track your package on the Royal Mail Delivery website at your convenience. Please contact our customer service department if your order does not arrive as expected. We will assist you with locating your package or replace your items if they are lost in the post.
Don't spend hours surfing the web when you can find all your high-quality novelty items at Rhino Gifts for less. Every pipe, grinder and skin is priced to please, but you won't be a big, fat loser if another shop manages to undercut our awesome deals.
If you find the exact same item in stock at another website for less within 30 days of placing your order, let us know. We'll match that price at Rhino Gifts and give you a refund for the difference. What are you waiting for? Shop 'til you drop with complete confidence today!
Everything at Rhino Gifts is 100% Legal and 100% Rhino Guaranteed! - If it's snuffers, bongs, pipes or whatever Im sure we have it all here!
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